Mrs. Murphy's Laws - If anything can go wrong, it will ... and it's usually a man's fault!

Following on the heels (pumps) of her good friend, Mrs. Webster, of Mrs. Webster's Dictionary.
Mrs. Murphy has decided to write her responses to her husband's now famous Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will... in front of your mother-in-law!

° A man will spend forty-five minutes looking for the remote control to change to a half hour program that ended fifteen minutes ago.
° An apple a day keeps the doctor away... but if he's single and handsome, switch to oranges!
° God must be a man. A women wouldn't have made chocolate fattening!
° The way to a man's heart is through his stomach... The way to a women's heart is through the doors of a restaurant!